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Crazy Fourth of July Customer
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Contributed by Anonymous on Monday, July 19 @ 07:44:02 EDT
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If any of my coworkers visit this site, they will know who I am just by this story. I had the pleasure of working on the Fourth of July, which meant that I had to ring up every piss-drunk customer buying *gasp* more booze, and morons who kept asking if we have any fireworks (when fireworks are illegal in this city).
Anyway, this chunky lady wearing a disturbingly clingy outfit comes to my register and STARTS SALUTING ME NONSTOP. "Um, okay crazy lady, can I please ring you up and help the morons behind you that want their cigarettes and beer...?" I think to myself. Then in a torrent of English and Spanish, she informs me that she is George Washington and Abraham Lincoln combined, and that she built the white house and built the cars for the white house.
Now I'm a big fan of letting douchebags dig their own graves, so I said nothing until this spew of poop from her mouth was done.
When she calmed down, I told her the total. She then accused me of
calling her stupid (Apparently "Eleven dollars and forty cents" now
means "hey psycho you're stupid"). When I told her that, no I hadn't
called her stupid, and that her total was still eleven dollars and forty cents, she said I changed the price and - here's the best part -
that she was going to kill me that night because she's "killed to
survive".
Now I'm on the phone trying to get a coworker to come
to the register, which is a feat in itself at my work. Meanwhile the
lady is only paying me the ten dollars and forty cents. Finally some
cowboy behind her, desperate for his marlboro red cigs, hands me the
dollar she owes me and tells the lady to move. This results in the
crazy lady yelling "f**k you" to me, the guy that paid the dollar, and
everyone else in line.
After the commotion, I bring it up to my
store manager, who tells me she will be kicked out the next time she
comes in and that she won't be shopping there again. Well that's
horsecrap, cuz guess who comes in a week later? Yup. And guess who not
only allows her to shop in our store, but wishes her a good day and
asks her to shop here again? That's right, the store manager who told
me they would kick the customer out the next time she tried to come in.
Someone please work that logic out for me...
In closing, if I
ever go missing and/or they find my body in the trunk of a car or in a
refrigerator, FIND THIS LADY - SHE DID IT!!!
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