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Rant away your work related stress and all you hate about your job, your boss, your co-workers, the customers...... ANYTHING ! Get it all off your chest, anonymously, and ease the frustration.

Added on: 18-Apr-2006 Hits: 4422 Rating: 9.8 (5 Votes)
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Category: Humor (Non-Retail)

  Retail Hell Underground 
Description: Dedicated to Retail Slaves everwhere, Retail Hell Underground is warped satire, twisted advice, and outrageous rants on the horrors of working in Retail Hell. Hosted by skullheaded Retail Sluts, Freddy, Jason, and Carolanne, RHU is that vengeful laugh you need at the end of a long horrendous Retail Hell day. Someone has to bitch about it so it might as well be us!
Added on: 18-Jul-2008 Hits: 3802
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Category: Retail Humor

  Retail Worker 
Description: Labor News - by, for, and about Retail Employees
Added on: 10-Apr-2002 Hits: 3724 Rating: 9.1 (3 Votes)
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Category: Retail Related (Non-Humor)

  Spread the Slack 
Description: Slacking is the best thing that has ever happened to me! My name is Cecil and I have worked in the same shitty reatail store for 6 years. My time there has improved greatly since I started slacking. I do it often and I do it well. I recently designed a web site where I can spread the joys of slacking across the country.
Added on: 10-May-2004 Hits: 2809 Rating: 7.3 (3 Votes)
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Category: Retail Humor

  Cartoon Depicting a Typical Customer 
Description: This cartoon reminded me of my days working retail.

Added on: 13-Apr-2007 Hits: 2776 Rating: 10.0 (2 Votes)
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Category: Retail Humor

  Work or Spoon 
Description: Have you ever had a day where you just thought that gouging your eye out with a spoon would be so much less painful than going to work? We certainly have. We were sick of useless co-workers and bosses that would better serve as door stops so we created this site as a way to vent our frustration to the unsuspecting world.
Added on: 19-Jun-2003 Hits: 2640 Rating: 10.0 (2 Votes)
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Category: Humor (Non-Retail)

  The FLOOR (a cartoon about retail) 
Description: The FLOOR is a web-comic featuring the humorous antics of the associates and customers of a fictitious office supply store.  Tries to updates every Friday (and thus far has been very successful at it).  Comments and suggestions welcomed by the artist.

Added on: 13-Dec-2005 Hits: 2635
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Category: Retail Humor

  Getting By Comics 
Description: A little wecomic all about: Retail. School. Theatre. Anime. Dance. Life. Years of mall and hardware retail experience have scarred me for life, so naturally I had to share!
Added on: 25-Dec-2004 Hits: 2622
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Category: Retail Humor

  RTSI - Retail Tips For The Shopping Impaired 
Description: ...a sarcastic ride through the daily events of a well-known retail giant.
Added on: 20-Jul-2006 Hits: 2607 Rating: 8.0 (1 Vote)
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  Managers Suck 
Description: Fed up with your management? send your stories; Jokes and Cartoons.
Added on: 19-Feb-2006 Hits: 2594 Rating: 3.6 (2 Votes)
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Category: Retail Humor

  Breakroom News 
Description: Not The Internets Finest News Source And Certainly Not The Most Dependable Website You Can Find
Added on: 12-Jul-2005 Hits: 2508 Rating: 1.8 (2 Votes)
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Category: Retail Related (Non-Humor)

  Get Out of Retail 
Description: A Rank and File Revolution. Site dedicated to helping front line retail workers escape retail hell and move on to a career they will enjoy.
Added on: 20-Jul-2007 Hits: 2429
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Category: Retail Related (Non-Humor)

  Quitting Time 
Description: Quitting Time is a webcomic about friendship, fatherhood and the joys of retail.

Added on: 10-Nov-2007 Hits: 2325 Rating: 9.8 (4 Votes)
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Description: They're the folks who hear the tales in tech support. Yes, there really are people who answer after you've spent an eternity on hold. These are their true stories, dramatized and enacted for the web. The names have been changed to protect the innocent and the guilty.
Added on: 28-Dec-2003 Hits: 2316
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Category: Humor (Non-Retail) - Engage Your Brain 
Description: is dedicated to exposing the insanity and stupidity in the world, giving those who purvey it the ridicule they so desperately deserve with news commentary, rants, career morons spotlights, and historical archives of morons in history.
Added on: 09-Apr-2005 Hits: 2299
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Category: Humor (Non-Retail)

Description: Web home of the Usenet newsgroup, rec.humor.funny
Added on: 28-Dec-2003 Hits: 1994
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Category: Humor (Non-Retail)

  Retail Death 
Description: A web comic about retail work, mostly about annoying customers.  Funny!

Added on: 13-Aug-2009 Hits: 1875
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Category: Retail Humor

  My Retail Hell 
Description: A collection of retail-hell stories about the stupid customers and their idotic children.  This site is dedicated to the little guy, the one who must take the abuse, the insults, and accept the stupid and idotic behaviour of the customer.
Added on: 12-Sep-2006 Hits: 1849
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Category: Humor (Non-Retail)

  Confessions Of a Teenage Apparel Supervisor 
Description: For those who have worked in retail. We salute you. From working the till to working the floor - there is always a story to be told, bitched about, gossiped on or just plain made up. Here are those stories.
Added on: 06-Feb-2009 Hits: 1816 Rating: 3.0 (1 Vote)
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Category: Retail Humor

  How to Irritate Customers 
Description: Article about certain mandatory practices that are prevalent in retail today. Criticizes company policy.
Added on: 15-Jun-2009 Hits: 1794
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Category: Retail Related (Non-Humor)

  Fractured Service - Where Customers Meet Their Match 
Description: A comic about working in retail.

Added on: 09-May-2007 Hits: 1767 Rating: 6.0 (1 Vote)
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Category: Humor (Non-Retail)

  Breaking the Ice 
Description: Breaking the Ice follows the misadventures of Mick Nardelli as he endures auditions, day jobs, marmots and the occasional sherpa.
Added on: 08-Nov-2009 Hits: 1760
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Category: Humor (Non-Retail) 
Description: A blog of Advice, Tips, and Stories for Retail Associates and Professionals.
Added on: 08-Nov-2009 Hits: 1658 Rating: 10.0 (1 Vote)
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Category: Retail Related (Non-Humor)

  You're Stupid. 
Description: What people in retail REALLY think about you.  A growing list of the stupid things customers say, do, and expect on a daily basis.
Added on: 14-Nov-2010 Hits: 1566
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Category: Retail Humor

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